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Ms. Elastigirl thinks her husband is working very hard at his job. So she decides to make he do something even harder for her while she does the job (intended horrible joke), with loads of sex pics like we have all seen a lot before from the same characters. But with one of the most shitty catchphrases in porn history, which feels like something related with cannibalism and poor english writing.
Mrs. Incredible decides to show up to Mr. Incredible’s place of work and they fuck in the janitors closet
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oh hello zasalamel, it's good to see you back
Stixxers. A surprise. I assume you're still quite pissed about my "betrayal".
it's be a lye if I said I wasn't, but on the other hand, my death has helped me realize that I don't need to waste my time with inferior beings, if humanity doesn't want my help then fine, cause now I've got better things to do! now I pit them against each other and watch them tear each other apart for the promise of the greatest prize of all, whatever the hell they want
So you're an overseer for an arena? Reminds of the Roman times.
roman times? bitch we still have gladiators
you could say it's something like that, we sometimes even put a spin on it too, so it isn't just to slaughter each other senseless, you should come to compete sometime
I just noticed your pfp looks like a will wood album
Ha! I'd be easily undefeated.
you want to put that statement to the test?
We have all month. I'm here. But I'd like to see what's changed here for today.
oh well in that case mind if I were to catch you up to speed?
Please.
well to start off i'm sure you vexx, now she works for me in the arena, in exchange for helping her correct her sloppy magic, there was this other girl called solanine a demon, who now also works for me, and who is also in a relat1onship with vexx
Are we talking about the very same Vexx, the defiant fallen angel with a mean streak?
the very same, though she seems to refuse to it it, there was also this man who called me his son, and had immense power,
I see. Is there anyone else new here worth noting?
not anyone of interest no
I always suspected that i was not of intrest.
having a very similar build to mine, he demanded that I relay my secret to my power to him
I assume you did not.
of course not, me and vexx managed to kill him, but I had to use the last bit of holy magic to keep her alive after the bottom half of her got crushed off, what a waste, unfortunately however he managed to latch his soul onto me and I had to get rid of him by binding him to a dagger, and throwing him in the middle of space
For honor Had A whole Season about that exact dagger
And I presume his current whereabouts are unknown?
that is correct, I just flung him into a random part of space, not even I know where he is at the current moment
one of us is lying
Two things then. One, who's working the bar? Two, could you tell more about this "Solanine" character?
Solanine is a glycoalkaloid poison found in species of the nightshade family within the genus Solanum, such as the potato
I know the literal definition of solanine.
Solanine: A Vampire Succubuss Hybrid that Feeds on blood and sex, Highly Likely that she would attempt to suduce you and suck your soul out of your penis however she is very bad at this and cant suduce more then the common reddit .
Stats: Strength:1
Speed: 5(she's too thick)
Intelligence level :common street hooker
Defense: -10
Eh !? COMMON STREET HOOKER!? HIGHLY LIKELY TO SEDUCE AND SUCK A SOUL OUT!? I do nothing of the sort!
I take suppressants, and only feed on willing individuals!
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