Energy Drinks

Got a 1hr supply of monster

1200mg of caffeine at 2AM

Its like 2AM and Im 1200mg in

Contemplated very hard, almost could've had me a bunch of C4 and Monster that could've "fallen off a truck", some 24pks couldve gotten me 240-360 cans

Tastes like a melted blue jolly rancher. Yk this one tastes like what those carts/vapes/bars/juuls smell like. I dont smoke, but second hand ive encountered, it really does taste like what I think a cart is like. 300mg of caffeine for $1.75 is amazing tho.



All in all, generic blue razzberry/melted jolly rancher flavor, if you like it go for it. This blue razz flavor is better than most ive tried, so thats a postive, not better than Monsters Red White and Blue Razz imo

This one tastes really similar to white monster in a way. Citrus yet unidentifiable, but this one tastes sweeter, kinda like grape, easier, less bite than White Monster. It tastes really good, it was $1.75 and 300mg of caffeine. It actually tastes like a freezer pop (the frozen liquid stick), but like melted, a citrus grape kinda flavor.



All in all, I really recommend this one, its good, one of the best C4 flavors out there. I will be coming back to this one regularly for sure

Lowk never liked strawberry flavored drinks, they never synthetically get it right. This one tho, gets the flavor right, it tastes good. My only real complaint, and Im digging deep for something to criticize, I guess id say it looks real gay, also its flavor text (The bit of writing on most monster cans) is also lowk gay "fruity" "aphrodisiacs" "catch feelings" like come on gay asf.

All in all, I recommend this flavor. I probably wont get this one again tho, cuz I personally never liked strawberry flavored drinks

This tastes like a sour grape and watermelon jolly rancher. It's alright, 200mg of caffeine and $1.25 is what sold me tho.

All in all, its mid
 

Ts does not taste like cotton candy. Tastes like a mango lollipop with chile. 150mg, lil week, $1.25 tho.

All in all, this flavor is mid

Ass. Not a single good thing to say about this flavor.



Dont even bother

I haven't had a Hawaiian Punch since like pre Covid, but damn does this taste exactly like I ed it. Flavor is really good, price was $2.50, zero sugar, zero sodium(I found that weird), 200mg of caffeine, and it didnt have any red40/dyes surprisingly, so yeah real fuckin good.

All in all, really recommend this one

Another dollar store Gfuel, this time Sonic flavor. Idk who Sonic is exactly, but its obvious this is a blatant copy of Sonichu.

Anyways, this flavor tastes like peaches, personally its barely drinkable. The flavor isnt too good, but the caffeine count is 300mg, so I can overlook the taste.



So uhh yeah, I dont recommend it, but if youre looking for caffeine for a cheap $1.25 go for it

 

Tastes like fruit punch, say like Hawaiian Punch, but with the Rockstar blend. Honestly really good, way better than the Monster fruit punch variant. The Rockstar blend is real nice, suits sweet fruit flavors real nice.

All in all, I really recommend this one. Back to back rockstar, cuz I bought them 2 for $4

Never drank no pina colada, always seemed kinda gay, so I wouldnt know if this flavor is accurate. This one tastes like pineapple and coconut (which is what a pina colada is, lacking rum tho) its pretty good, also 160mg of caffeine.

Downsides are the fact this thing has 70 grams of sugar and 270 calories, which would be your average 16floz coke I guess, which I dont drink anymore.

All in all I recommend this one, its pretty good.

Okay yes I know, not an energy drink, but I fw fallout fr. Picked this up at my local supermarket for $1.70, I bought 2, 1 to drink and the other to keep.

Don't recommend drinking, tastes like super generic orange soda, but the bottle and cap are nice to keep in your room. Also super unnaturally orange yet clear, so it kinda shines/glows in the dark, so it makes for a really nice room piece. 100% recommend as decoration

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Every single celsius is straight up cancer, absolute poison straight to the bloodstream, they also make me feel sick every single time Ive drank one. If you offer me on eof these, youre aint gonna be amongst th living for long

Monster Bad Apple, I mentioned it before, but never in this format. This flavor tastes like an apple soda, but with that bite you only get from energy drinks. Its very good and is personally in my top 5 monster flavors.

All in all, fuck yeah I recommend this one