Ah, yes, selfcest, the most biblical of kinks. everyone knows that the Virgin Mother Mary was only a virgin because being a lesbian with yourself doesn't count. Had nothing to do with The Big Boss upstairs just pulling a Zeus and poppin a baby in her without her knowledge or consent. Now that I think about it, Jesus' birth must have sucked twice as hard because he was strung up by his mom's own hymen! No wonder he was born sleeping. Gotta use those rejuvenation powers early on, am I right?