Someone: would you rather have 1,000,000 dollars and your penis be two inches or A six inch penis and no job?
Me: 1,000,000 dollars thank you! *looks in pants* awesome I gained an inch!
Someone: would you rather have 1,000,000 dollars and your penis be two inches or A six inch penis and no job?
Me: 1,000,000 dollars thank you! *looks in pants* awesome I gained an inch!