The following tips are approved by the Chinese Communist Party:
1. Find a motivation: What motivates you to masturbate? Okay, now what motivates you not to do it? Do you feel like you make God cry or some shit when you masturbate?
2. Do something else: Can't play LOL, or learn to speak Russian or Chinese better?
3. Avoid porn: That's it, idiot, what else? Your mind is weak, you succumb to the temptation of lust.
4. Self-improvement: Use those fifteen minutes for exercise, or reflection to see if you can get out of the shit hole where you are.
The following tips are approved by the Chinese Communist Party:
1. Find a motivation: What motivates you to masturbate? Okay, now what motivates you not to do it? Do you feel like you make God cry or some shit when you masturbate?
2. Do something else: Can't play LOL, or learn to speak Russian or Chinese better?
3. Avoid porn: That's it, idiot, what else? Your mind is weak, you succumb to the temptation of lust.
4. Self-improvement: Use those fifteen minutes for exercise, or reflection to see if you can get out of the shit hole where you are.